TURN OFF YOUR TV and <EM>TURN ON LIFE! </EM></FONT></B></FONT></P>
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        <BR> &quot;I may be vile and pernicious
        <BR> But you can't look away
        <BR> I make you think I'm delicious
        <BR> With the stuff that I say
        <BR> I am the best you can get
        <BR> Have you guessed me yet?
        <BR> I am the slime oozin' out
        <BR> From your TV set&quot;
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        <BR> <I>-- I'm The Slime by Frank Zappa, from the album Overnite
        Sensation, 1973</I>
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